a dumb human like you

despairludenberg: the-fandoms-are-cool: urbanfuck: my mother must be so proud of her lazy,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:13:46 -0700

the-fandoms-are-cool:

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child

your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on

oh man wow

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:59:48 -0700

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:58:50 -0700

nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:58:16 -0700

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:54:10 -0700

nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:52:18 -0700

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:51:55 -0700

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toxic-ponies: i just fell in love with a paragraph?

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:20:05 -0700

toxic-ponies:

i just fell in love with a paragraph?

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet: norbooty: the way he’s just...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:19:09 -0700

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

norbooty:

the way he’s just staring down at his own misspelled name with such disapproval

yesss it’s back

gleeson666: do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:32:41 -0700

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

sweetanddistant: 4 years for glee!

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:32:16 -0700

sweetanddistant:

4 years for glee!

thepinkshades: if my bird dies will darren criss kiss me

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:32:07 -0700

thepinkshades:

if my bird dies will darren criss kiss me

The 'yes or no' game.

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:32:38 -0700

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

u-kill-me-in-a-good-way: violettesilence: jesuislegrandefromage: montypythonandtheholyblog: hotda...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:31:23 -0700

u-kill-me-in-a-good-way:

violettesilence:

jesuislegrandefromage:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

hotdamnope:

kangiku:

the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12

r u serious

NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY

jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh

this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.

Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan is the one who isn’t killing or harming animals just because “They taste good.”

Found the vegan.

thegoddamazon: thempress: z1c: being 20+ on tumblr This is the most accurate depiction I have...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:31:06 -0700

thegoddamazon:

thempress:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of anything ever.

Nigga. Yoooooooo.

sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:30:19 -0700

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

oestranhomundodek: This is how my dashboard was earlier

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:23:14 -0700

oestranhomundodek:

This is how my dashboard was earlier

heychessikuh: basedgodniall: when you spell restaurant right on the first try LOOK AT HOW MANY...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:51:28 -0700

heychessikuh:

basedgodniall:

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

LOOK AT HOW MANY NOTES THERE ARE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

I’m going to school to be a chef and I can’t get that shit right!

torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:50:02 -0700

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

wilwheaton: I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:48:45 -0700

wilwheaton:

I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.