trappedinvacancy:

starfighting:

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”

7 hours ago with 104,898 notes — via theamazingspiderboy, © starfighting



dinosaureverything:

"stop doing that"

image

7 hours ago with 59,513 notes — via tyleroakley, © dinosaureverything



edwardspoonhands:

faultinourfantasies:

Is this the most fun a grown man can have [1/2]

Mmmm…I’ve had more fun….

8 hours ago with 4,616 notes — via edwardspoonhands, © faultinourfantasies



question-no6:

Translated by Geekpondering (@geekpondering)

Japanese ver. is here

8 hours ago with 3,778 notes — via doctorwho, © question-no6



octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

17 hours ago with 40,986 notes — via muchacha11, © clientsfromhell



jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

i think it’s really interesting and cool actually that language has shifted so that ‘said’ implies that you’re quoting, while ‘was like’ means ‘i’m doing a general impression of this…

17 hours ago with 791,806 notes — via iamcrystalqueer, © dw



chef-mickeys:


Rapunzel’s Glorious…Bathroom by bowenbee on Flickr.

chef-mickeys:

Rapunzel’s Glorious…Bathroom by bowenbee on Flickr.

19 hours ago with 186 notes — via yeah-disneygeek, © chef-mickeys



kevin-has-heart:


This is the most inspirational quote I’ve ever read.

kevin-has-heart:

This is the most inspirational quote I’ve ever read.

19 hours ago with 354,222 notes — via idreambecauseofyou, © pleatedjeans



"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
— A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)
19 hours ago with 119,579 notes — via hellotherelovelyyy, © princessariel2323



19 hours ago with 132,558 notes — via tyleroakley, © tastefullyoffensive



Anonymous → Eight, Thirteen, Eighteen, Forty-three

8.Ever had a near death experience?

No, and I really hope I keep it that way forever.

13.What are you really good at ?

Cooking/baking/listening

18.What is/are your favorite band(s)? .

Joe Brooks, he is just a solo artist but I have been listening to him for years! 

43. Who’s your best guy friend?

Mark

19 hours ago



so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

20 hours ago with 418,131 notes — via blainelocked-consultingdetective, © gavetadefotos



"

12 Things you should do if you love someone 

1. Write them poetry even if it’s shitty. I don’t care if it’s fucking nonsense. Write how they make you feel like fire. 

2. Let them cry into your shirt. Let them wipe their snot and tears on you. It doesn’t matter if it’s your favorite shirt. If you love them you won’t care. 

3. Count the stars with them. When you see a shooting star. Tell them how you wished for them to kiss you. Then fucking kiss them. 

4. When they tell you they want to die. Look them in the eyes and whisper “I fucking love you.” Stay up with them all night and talk them out of it. Remind them that they extinguished the pain in your heart and say you’ll help do the same.

5. Bring them roses. I don’t care if they’re a boy or a girl. Roses will make anyone’s day. 

6. On the days they’re afraid they’ll lose you. Kiss their forehead, remind them that you love them more than you love your favorite band and then kiss their lips so passionately that they’re questioning themselves as to why they asked that question. 

7. Sing with them. They won’t care if your voice is shitty. They’ll be more focused on the redness of your cheeks than the rattle of your vocal chords. 

8. When they wake up in the morning tell them they’re beautiful. Say their messy hair and sleepy voice is the reason you get up in the morning. Tell them you live for their good morning smile. 

9. When they’re puking in a bucket because they’re sick, hug them. They’ll resist and say how there’s vomit all over them. Hug them anyways. It’ll mean the world to them. 

10. When you touch them, tell them that they are a masterpiece. Every curve of their body is beautiful. Especially their soul. Remind them that they are a supernova and you’d love them even if they exploded. 

11. On the days they make you want to tear your hair out, remind yourself that you picked them for a reason. Remember that you chose them and they chose you. 

12. Just fucking love them even when they don’t deserve it. 

"

m.n. (via unscriptedconfabulationmn)

I’m crying.

(via retr0philia)

20 hours ago with 17,108 notes — via blainelocked-consultingdetective, © unscriptedconfabulationmn



20 hours ago with 2,777 notes — via blainelocked-consultingdetective, © deadpadfoot



nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

20 hours ago with 99,007 notes — via princedarren, © nivalingreenhow